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Monday 23 September 2013

It's Women's world... let's check this out

Joke of the day....from ken Mcphail's facebook page.

IT'S THE WOMEN'S WORLD

PROOF

A couple watching a EPL match together.

After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Saint Obi?

Husband: No.
He is Mikel Obi. Saint Obi is a Nollywood Actor.

Wife: Mikel Obi is smart. He should be in Nollywood movies like his brother.

Husband: He does not have a Nollywood actor brother.

Wife: See Another Goal in less than a minute.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like Enyimba is going to win this match.

Husband: It is not Enyimba. It is Man U vs Chelsea.

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a Firing Squad.

Husband: He is called a centre referee and he is not calling for a firing Squad. It's a free Kick.

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a Free Kick?

Husband (Mute, not uttering a word)

Wife: Now is the centre umpire talking to his wife on the phone?

Husband: No, he is communicating with his linesman.

Wife: Why is he showing only red and yellow cards? Is there not any Blue card or something?

Frustrated husband turns off the TV.

*Wife turns it on and watches "African Magic".

Husband: Who is this Mercy Johnson?

Wife: Listen to what they are saying and Don't disturb.

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